Obligatory go vote post. Etc. (via Pepper and Paprika)
OK so. I realize this makes me lazy, but there is no way in anything I could ever write something that comes close to this shznit. Blogging has made me accept that there are people in the world who are much much funnier than I will ever be. Even if I am jealous, they make me laugh. A lot. So I can’t really be that mad at them.
Plus. Every once in awhile you get to steal their shznit and post it on your blog. Enjoy.
AND GO EFFING VOTE!! Even though I really do want to move to Europe, that would be really difficult in reality and I don’t think my boss would like it very much. So please don’t make me America.
PS Make sure to read the pic caption at the very end. To use a term from another ridiculously funny woman, Vodkaandgroundbeef: Hi-lay
“far far far right holy babby cheezhoss tealibaners” and “douchesicles”. SOLID GOLD!