An excellent description/example of the war between Rational Brain, Girl Brain, and Vagina Brain.
From: Amy F.
Date: April 26, 2010 4:58 PM EDT
Subject: Fwd:your brain. s.
Gilbert’s take on my brains… hysterical.
Begin forwarded message:
Date: April 26, 2010 12:07:26 PM EDT
To: Amy F.
Subject: your brain. s.
RB: Alert! Alert! Sketchy Weird Person!!! Deploy 10 foot pole!
GB: Oh, but look at his hair … he’s so cute …
VB: And just imagine what those lips could d-
RB: ALERT!!! Serious attachment issues! Unpredictable moods! PARENT’S BASEMENT!!!!!!
GB: You’re right. I’ll just ignore everyth … ohmygosh hejustaskedmetolunch!!!!
VB: I’m going to sit across from him. I didn’t wear this low-cut shirt for nothing! I wonder if I can get my foot into his lap without anyone noticing…
RB: WHAT PART OF SKETCHTASTIC DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?????? OTHER MEN ARE SEXING WITH US! MB IS UNNECESSARY!!!
GB: But oh, so cute!