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April 28, 2010

An excellent description/example of the war between Rational Brain, Girl Brain, and Vagina Brain.


From: Amy F.
Date: April 26, 2010 4:58 PM EDT
To: Me
Subject: Fwd:your brain. s.


Gilbert’s take on my brains… hysterical.


Begin forwarded message:


From: Gilbert
Date: April 26, 2010 12:07:26 PM EDT
To: Amy F.
Subject: your brain. s.


RB: Alert! Alert! Sketchy Weird Person!!! Deploy 10 foot pole!

GB: Oh, but look at his hair … he’s so cute …

VB: And just imagine what those lips could d-

RB: ALERT!!! Serious attachment issues! Unpredictable moods! PARENT’S BASEMENT!!!!!!

GB: You’re right. I’ll just ignore everyth … ohmygosh hejustaskedmetolunch!!!!

VB: I’m going to sit across from him. I didn’t wear this low-cut shirt for nothing! I wonder if I can get my foot into his lap without anyone noticing…

RB: WHAT PART OF SKETCHTASTIC DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?????? OTHER MEN ARE SEXING WITH US! MB IS UNNECESSARY!!!

GB: But oh, so cute!

VB: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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